100 So-Bad-They're-Good Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Get ready to groan! Here's our collection of the most eye-rolling, face-palming dad jokes that are so bad, they're actually hilarious! 🤦♂️
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a pig doing karate? Pork chop! 🥋
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳
What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳
What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳
What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳
What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳
What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🥫
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚