100 Kid-Friendly Dad Jokes – Silly, Simple, and Super Funny

A collection of the most wholesome and fun dad jokes that will make kids laugh out loud! Perfect for family fun time! 😄

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻

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What do clouds wear? Thunderwear! ☁️

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks! 🦖

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up! 🥚

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker! 🦆

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Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie! 🍬

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What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish! 👑

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What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple! 😺

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Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch! 🍌

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴

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What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠

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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up! 🥚

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What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzzzza! 🍕

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳

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What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious! 🏔️

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Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a duck that loves making jokes? A wise-quacker! 🦆

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed! 🧸

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What do you call a cat that loves bowling? An alley cat! 🎳

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Why did the robot go back to school? To improve its circuits! 🤖

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! ☁️

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Why don't basketballs tell jokes? They might bounce! 🏀

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! 🐕

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Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the butter fly! 🦋

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! 🐰

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! 🍌

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What do you call a cow that plays music? A MOO-sician! 🐄

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 🐔

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What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king salmon! 👑

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Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! 🦪

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker! 🦆

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Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻

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Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie! 🍬

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄

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Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch! 🍌

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What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple! 😺

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴

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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up! 🥚

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What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzzzza! 🍕

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳

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What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious! 🏔️

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Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a duck that loves making jokes? A wise-quacker! 🦆

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed! 🧸

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What do you call a cat that loves bowling? An alley cat! 🎳

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Why did the robot go back to school? To improve its circuits! 🤖

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! ☁️

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Why don't basketballs tell jokes? They might bounce! 🏀

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! 🐕

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Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the butter fly! 🦋

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! 🐰

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! 🍌

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What do you call a cow that plays music? A MOO-sician! 🐄

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 🐔

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What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king salmon! 👑

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Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! 🦪

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker! 🦆

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Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a bear with no ears? B! 🐻

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Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie! 🍬

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🥋

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! 📚

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄

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Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch! 🍌

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What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple! 😺

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated! 🐠

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴

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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up! 🥚

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What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzzzza! 🍕

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳

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What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious! 🏔️

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Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a duck that loves making jokes? A wise-quacker! 🦆

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed! 🧸

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What do you call a cat that loves bowling? An alley cat! 🎳

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Why did the robot go back to school? To improve its circuits! 🤖

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! ☁️

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Why don't basketballs tell jokes? They might bounce! 🏀

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! 🐕

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Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the butter fly! 🦋

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! 🐰

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly! 🍪

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! 🍌

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